The site that Shatner shills released on Dec. 26 its list of hot destinations for travelers going to party like its 2007. Five Hawaii spots make the list, although a number of them are pretty wierd choices. Most notably, that fab party spot, Kahului, grabs the 39th spot. The gritty downtown semi-industrial district in Maui that's home to a bunch of car dealerships, a few strip malls, a two dicey hotels, among other attractions -- oh, and the airport -- bests notable party spots like Poipu, Kauai, and Kailua-Kona on the Big Island. Earth to Captain Kirk -- you folks oughta bring the Enterprise to the Islands more often and figure out what's what!

—Alex, 12/27/06