You can quaff cold glasses of this riff on a traditional Mai Tai at the "Mai Tai" Bar at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel in Waikiki, which has, arguably, one of the better Mai Tais on Earth.

INGREDIENTS:

* 1 oz. Dark Rum
* 1 oz Light rum
* 1 oz Orange Curacao
* 3 oz Orange Juice
* 1/2 oz Lime Juice
* Dash Orgeat
* Dash Simple Syrup
* Dash Grenadine

PREPARATION:
Combine the ingredients in the exact order listed in a Highball style glass over shaved ice. Stir with a swizzle stick. Garnish with a slice of pineapple and a paper umbrella. Do not drive home or stand up..

—Alex, 05/16/07