The lovable low-brow comedy star was spotted in June cutting the rug at an afterhours club event in the Hanohano Room at the Sheraton Waikiki. Apparently, Wilson showed up for the extremely popular and still red hot after two years bimonthly SKYLINE White Party at the Hanohano (home of a bazillion viciously tasty martini cocktails in flaves like ginger and lychee) dressed in a normal shirt. Alas, dress code for the event was all white and the Hollywood hipster was sent packing after an initial approach to the door. Not to worry. Wilson cruised downstairs, bought a white shirt off one of the parking valets (they all wear white shirts in Hawaii, eh?) and took the glass elevator back up to the Hanohano Room to make the scene. Conflicting reports on whether he stayed and played or surveyed and fled (Flash, the party promoter, says Owen was trapped behind a cordon of hot chicks and had no choice).

—Alex, 07/17/07